People be like
“It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.”
“Send food”
“Didn’t anyone tell them I’m claustrophobic?”
“Umm…you guys…can you like…dig me up…I’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh yeah…”
“Omg, Satan is so funny!”
“Hell isn’t that bad, at least you get internet :)”
“Hitlers a badass!”
“I’m gonna stop by some of your houses, see you guys soon”
(Source: 90daysofautumn, via edgeofpanda)
if you’re gay and someone asks you who the man in your relationship is
just look up at the sky and go
‘it’s jesus
jesus is our man’
(Source: anklegators, via no-soy-un-molino-soyungigante)
(via no-soy-un-molino-soyungigante)
[tip toes out of a mutual follow]
(via memoriesneverdie)
if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
(via theendlessriverforeverandever)
(Source: cunt4mination, via dinonuggets)
(via ofwolvesandwomen)
(Source: graceshores, via no-soy-un-molino-soyungigante)
I’ve reblogged this a million times and I’m okay with that..
(Source: pinta-tu-mundo)
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sfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
(via osnapitsbrianna)
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